the college of winterhold has no professor of alchemy because all the scholars there are rightly terrified of alchemists. alchemists will look you in the eye as they chew unflinchingly on a deer antler. alchemists butter their toast with toxic netch jelly. alchemists fear neither god nor death nor academia and cannot be stopped
*thinks abt characters having a domestic life* oh god. Oh fuck. *trascends into the next astral plane*
My theory is just that us lgbt folk are so used to being scared of being ourselves since society shuns us into being afraid of what we are publicily that using fictional characters as an escapade to project our aspirations of a healthy, domestic life lets us have that piece of happiness of what we can’t do yet, in this essay i will,
The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.
@felitomkinson has been hacked and both her password and e-mail have been changed by the hacker, so she’s completely locked out of her own account and waiting on @staff / @support to get back to her on re-gaining access.
none of those pornbot links were posted by her. the whole pornbot problem has gotten completely out of control, and @staff needs to get on it.
feli is an artist and has been on tumblr since 2013, and much of her livelihood depends on commissioners from tumblr. it’s crucial that she regains access to her account, and being locked out of it is a huge hit.
I could honestly watch hours of just Caleb and Nott’s private conversations. Also I love how every time they have one Caleb/Liam looks at Nott/Sam like he’s going to cry because he loves her/him so much
Caleb: Hey Nott, you awake…?
Nott: Yea-
Caleb, already crying: I’m so fucking proud of you, Nott. Y-you know that right? *continued sobbing*
What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met
vriska: my future career goals is that karkat gets into politics right. and he becomes the president. and when hes the president he finds my number taped to a lampshade in the oval office. and when he phones it we meet up again for the first time in 40 years and we’re both doing well. and i look so fucking sexy. im in a black dress with a slit cut out and im also wearing acid wash jeans underneath. my hair is neon blue. we eat at the fancy mcdonalds they have in china. me and him really hit it off, i mean of course we do karkats always had a crush on me that little freak. so we;re sat there in the mcdonalds in china, and i pull out a gun
vriskas guidance councillor: please just have a normal aspiration in life
